you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia
I would like to thank not only god but ed sheeran
I think my dad heard me crying cause he just cracked open my door and slid a piece of cake on the floor into my room
#this is the kind of parent i want
you haven’t replied in three minutes what did i do why do you hate me
mom: did you get your grades back?
mom: really? cause your teacher called.